The Super Hans DJ guide to being the real deal

The Super Hans DJ guide to being the real deal

The Super Hans guide to DJing is here to simplify your life as a touring DJ. The Peep Show character has generously decided to share his wisdom on this hot ticket career.

Super Hans puts great emphasis on playing music from this century….

“This might seem obvious, but hold your horses before you go spouting off about it. Take David Guetta, for example. Now, obviously I’m not the jealous type, but he does play a load of old ballbag. Did you see him at the Euros opening ceremony? Fuckin’ hell. I heard he trousered £200K for that set, which to me sounded like something you’d play at a six-year-old’s birthday party if most of the kids there were high on strawberry snakes. I could have done that gig for about £40K plus VAT – and I would have stuck some bangers in there and at least one tune from this century.”

You also have to know that it’s all about your decks and the “mixer thing that goes in the middle”. The car you show up in is also integral to you image as a DJ. The Super Hans DJ guide stresses the importance of kitting out your transport.

You have to get used to sleeping in the van though. He has slept in the van so often he is no longer used to proper beds.

“I tried staying at a Premier Inn in Hendon once, but they had to give me a refund in the morning due to their own nonsensical “Good Night’s Sleep Guarantee”.” said Super Hans

Life on the road is not that glamorous most of the time. Super Hans just gets in the van and smokes a bit of “Marley parsley” so he can relax.

When it comes to his performance it’s not all techno and enjoying a set of his will make you shed tears of joy…

“My set is not all gabba, techno and shitty garage. Gig by gig and town by town, Super Hans Alive is quietly going about the serious business of blowing people’s heads off. Where else are you going to hear a big ketty beat laid over the top of Here Comes The Sun by the Beatles? You will dance, you will laugh, you will turn to one another in disbelief and weep tears of pure fuckin’ joy.”

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