Euro trance allegedly great for growing test tube babies
Scientists at a Moscow fertility clinic known as Altravita, believe that euro trance provides essential background music for growing test tube babies.
This Euro trance wasn’t merely background tunes for a pleasant work environment but, was also key in the growth response from the fertilized eggs.
There is clearly an interconnected humanoid reason behind Armin Van Buuren’s success as a producer and DJ then. His ‘A State Of Trance’ compilations were played twenty four hours a day at eighty decibels. On reporting this story, certain media outlets have confused Armin for techno, so there’s that too.
The Euro trance was played to the fertilized eggs as part of an experiment. This clever little experiment was probably thought up by a sprightly intern, and it was a success.
All that uplifting trance resulted in a fifth more viable embryos in the test tubes. These embryos also had a better shot at being implanted in the womb once injected.
The scientists are of the belief that musical vibrations assist in creating a similar environment to the womb right after conception.
“It is possible that vibrations could simulate some of these effects by agitating the medium, helping to mix the fluid in which the embryo is immersed, diluting potentially harmful chemicals excreted by the embryo and increasing exposure to important nutrients. It is possible that vibrations could simulate some of these effects by agitating the medium. Helping to mix the fluid in which the embryo is immersed, diluting potentially harmful chemicals excreted by the embryo and increasing exposure to important nutrients,” said Dagan Wells, an associate professor at the University of Oxford.
No dirty techno?
So far, no dirty techno for these futuristic babies, although that much has yet to be tested. It would be interesting to see how the techno test tube babies compare to the euro trance sprogs.
Perhaps there is definitive superiority in your music choices. Science may even hold the key to proving this with your own offspring.
Hell, this might be reason enough for decidedly single and childless music snobs to eventually pro-create (to prove a point of course). The world could soon see even more chin stroking and superiorly intellectual and refined music lovers thanks to this new fangled discovery.
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