Brieing in UK suburbs is a thing with MDMA laced Brie
Get your MDMA kick by Brieing! (Brie not included)
You get to a stage in friendship circles where quite frankly, the fun dies down.
In your youth you all run around like hooligans, going to every party, club, bar, festival, stay up for days, drink an ocean’s worth in booze, consume substances, cram like 20 people into a tiny flat, all sleeping on the floor- if it even happens.
The next thing you know, you’re in bed by 21:00- on the weekend, you can’t watch movies past 20:00, you get excited by Mr Price Home, you suffer from 2/3 day hangovers so drinking becomes a game of Russian roulette, and dinner parties simply become ‘dinners.’
Not for middle class women in UK- they have MDMAzing times.
The most exciting cheese platter ever
Metro in the UK spoke to a 50-year-old woman who hosts MDMA-fuelled dinner parties, but instead of ingesting it or putting it in drinks like normal people they put it in blocks of Brie- yes, fancy cheese.
They wanted to strengthen their relationships, so one friend (who had been given a gram of MDMA by her daughter) suggested they take it together.
Not knowing how to ingest it, she phoned her son who told them “not to sniff it but to swallow it,” so they wrapped it in cigarette paper and did what any normal person would do- stick it in Brie!
She says, ‘Nothing much happened for forty minutes then then the colours in the rug seemed to be a more vivid and before I know it was in an in-depth conversation about my fantasy sex life with an old friend.”
Since then it’s kind of swept said demographic, with sales of both MDMA and Brie increasing.
Cheese platters will never be the same with Brieing; crackers, anyone?
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