Aspiring Australian rapper dines, dashes and dives into the sea.
Australian rapper, Terry Peck, literally bit off more than he could chew. He had no problem consuming $600 worth of food and drinks at Gold Coast seafood restaurant Omeros Bros, but when it came to paying the bill, that was a step out of reach for this aspiring rapper.
2pec then dove into the sea to escape his monetary reality but was caught by police on jet skis. This story is almost worse than my rhyming capabilities. Or is it?
He scoffed down a total of: 2 lobsters, a baby octopus, 21 vodka oyster shots and “a number of Coronas” according to court reports.
This is a good one- pretty much on par with dogs eating homework in terms of lame excuses.
The (un)aspiring Australian rapper claims that he fled in order to “help a pregnant friend who was in labour on the beach” as well as slipping in the fact that “the lobster he ate was overcooked and overpriced.”
Really? Overcooked, yet he managed to scoff down 2 of them?
He told the police, “I couldn’t find [my friend] and I was going to pay the bill if I found my wallet, but I lost everything,” according to The Courier Mail.
Charged with two counts of obstructing police and one count of stealing, Peck appeared at the Southport Magistrate Court. They granted this ‘thug’ bail on the basis that he resides at a property in the area and not return to the restaurant. Ever.
Simply by listening to his music you yourself can take a dive into the mind of Terry ‘tinyPecker.’
Peck, we get the fact that rappers have a ‘rep’ to uphold and that it’s all ‘bad boys for life’ but this stunt serves no one any good.